On Twitter yesterday, given a little push by my posting “Did that actually just happen?”, Merrill Markoe tweeted:
The Jan 6 hearings were once again amazing, stunning and magnificent. In a related story, because it is my responsibility and my job, I have recorded the valiant attempts made by the closed-captioning software to spell Pat Cipollone [AZ: the attorney who served as White House Counsel for [Helmet Grabpussy]]
MM supplied a series of screen captures with attempts at an orthographic rendering of
/ ˈpætˌsɪpǝˈloni /
of which her favorite (and mine) was Patsy Baloney:
(#1) Left, for the committee: US Representative Liz Cheney of Wyoming; right: the witness Cassidy Hutchinson
At this point, I should have listened to the little voice in my head that asked, “Merrill Markoe? Why is that name familiar?” Instead, I rolled on with some shtick:
AZ: Patsy Baloney is obviously a low-level thug in the Sicilian mob. In, of course, an amazingly colorful fictional world, where he’s a great character, full of good cheer and tall tales — well, except for the occasional bullet to the back of the head, but that’s just the job.
Oh dear, that was funny, but spinning a comedy plot to MM would be like lecturing E. O. Wilson about ants, as I realized when I (eventually) recalled her name scrolling by in the credits for one tv show after another and reading appreciations of her comic genius by insiders in the business. The summary Wikipedia identification: “Merrill Markoe (born August 13, 1948) is an American author, television writer, and occasional standup comedian.” In an p.r. photo by John Dolan:
(#2)
Maybe MM will find a vehicle for the Good Soldier Baloney.
